August 2010
12 posts
I’m sick and my throat sounds like a garbage disposal so I am working from home today! Little do my clients know I am sitting on my couch in a ratty Cal Poly tshirt and plaid shorts, with a Disney Princesses blanket over my legs (not like I dress super nice for work anyways, our office is definitely a jeans and a nice shirt and Rainbows kind of place)
Oh yeah, this is definitely the real...
I have highly considered doing this to irritating... →
Dear San Francisco,
I love you. I love you more than any other place I’ve ever been and I am so goddamn lucky to live only half an hour from you so I get to visit you at least twice a week. Especially after spending the weekend with your stupid vapid slutty sister down south. Los Angeles is somewhere I would never want to live, ever. I encountered the worst drivers of my life, rude people...
I looked up “burrito” near Cupertino, CA on Yelp and the highest rated choices were Chipotle and Baja Fresh. Durrrrrr!
What am I going to do about my 4am chicken burrito cravings? I miss college :(
I hate getting important text messages while my iPhone software is updating. Smartphones aren’t so smart sometimes :(
Also, why are people who are not in school doing work at 9:30pm? Isn’t the point of “real life” being done with shit like homework and projects? Thats the reward for suffering for nearly 15 years of your life. I mean, I’m slothing around on my couch...
Dear people in front of me on 24:
Please learn how to merge. Why is going from 4 lanes to 2 so difficult for you? I hate being stuck in traffic and I’m sure you do too, so WHAT THE FUCK. Srsly
Sincerely,
The pissed off hungry girl in the Ford Focus that isn’t moving
Dilemma: I love good office supplies, especially rollerball pens. But my office buys the crappy BIC ones so I went out and bought my own. Now they’re all missing! WTF world, we aren’t in grade school jacking other kid’s pens now, are we? :(
I need a sarcastic and stupid personal blog again. And now that I’m graduated and have a job, it’s not like I have to go around impressing people with my delightful blogging about graphic design and new snazzy technologies so fuck it, it’s time to 180 this blog and turn it into something more like the person who writes it.
Because let’s face it, if you know me, you know...
